Spock takes care of incapacitated!Kirk

[cockrobinisdead.livejournal.com]

Alright, here's the deal -- in the natural Star Trek/Kirk-Spock paradigm that exist throughout the world I <i>am</i> the Spock to my friend's Kirk. She's totally blitzed, or as we say here in MKE -- Schlitzed, right now and I've just made sure she's made it bed with all the appropriate alarms set. I've just performed all my Spockly duties and now I'm just completely craving fics where Spock has to see to the well-being of drunk or high Kirk, because both are <i>hilarious</i>!

Optional sexin' is a plus, but not necessary.

At this point, thanks is unnecessary.

Comments

[verizonhorizon.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha, what if it was 'fuckhandjob or die'?

[cockrobinisdead.livejournal.com]

:sigh: the sad thing is, she and I have had that conversation, 'cause our minds are as bent as our fandom hahahaha.

I only asked her because I was reading ewinfic Twenty Minutes and I was trying to get a relative handle on how a best friend would react to a, as you say, 'hand job or die' situation ... while grocery shopping. haha

woooo! i have no sense of propriety! Plus, 15 years of friendship means no topic is too awkward. ::thumbs up::

[verizonhorizon.livejournal.com]

Damn straight! Er, sideways? LOLZ