Looking for fics dealing with Spocke's alien genitalia

[slowdead.livejournal.com]

Hi people!

I'm looking for some Kirk/Spock fics that basically deal with Spock's ~Alien penis~ I'm thinking the "usual" Vulcan retractable penis thing, but I'd also be interested in reading other unusual-junk fics.

The fic doesn't have to revolve solely around the fact that Spock has a retractable/unusual penis XD For instance, I really enjoyed jane_potter's fic Red Shift where the alien genitalia are just a lovely "detail."

Thank you! :)

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[what-alchemy.livejournal.com]

I have a delicious tag for that :)

http://www.delicious.com/what_alchemy/alienwang

[slowdead.livejournal.com]

Oh I laughed out lout at that tag-name ♥ thanks for that :DD

[teleens-journal.livejournal.com]

Check out the non-con or rape tag here. I just read a story last night that had Kirk being damaged during a rape as a child, but it's okay for them to have sex because of Spock's alien penis.

To be honest, I have a few issues with the story, which is hy I'm not directly linking it, but the alien genitalia part was really interesting.

[slowdead.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

I think I came across it too while looking at the Alien Genitalia tag - I'm not sure if it's my thing but I could give it a try :)

[zauzat.livejournal.com]

Abnormal Growth http://janice-lester.livejournal.com/66157.html Spock seeks medical advice over a deformed organ, and somehow winds up with two humans in his bed. Fun and well written.

[slowdead.livejournal.com]

Thank you! :)

[csad21.livejournal.com]

I agree with the comment above of zauzat's. In fact, janice_lester has tagged stories of hers dealing with that topic "spock's cock". I should deal out a fair warning though: Quite a few of those stories should not be read while you're eating or drinking anything, it's a health hazard. :)

[slowdead.livejournal.com]

Lol, I checked out the tag, awesome ♥ thank you so much!

[neos-girl.livejournal.com]

I have a couple here (http://www.delicious.com/Neos_Girl/Unique_Genitalia+xi).

[slowdead.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much!

[shinozaki20.livejournal.com]

These two fics (same author) describe Spock as having a retractable penis

“Lewd and Licentious Behavior” (http://db-mmxx.livejournal.com/18873.html)

“A Bump in the Night (http://db-mmxx.livejournal.com/20198.html)

And I’m searching through my bookmarks like crazy, because there’s this hilarious fan art that spoofs a fic where Spock had tentacles around his wang. So it’s basically showing a shocked Kirk seeing Spock’s man parts for the first time. I won’t rest easy until I find the link and post it. It’s too funny not to check out.

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[slowdead.livejournal.com]

Oh thank you so much! And now I'm very curious about this fan art lmfao XDD

[csad21.livejournal.com]

I agree with the OP. This fanart must be hilarious. :)

(By the way, love your icon. *g*)

[shinozaki20.livejournal.com]

Yes! I win!

Here it is: (http://community.livejournal.com/kirkspock/1052160.html)

Brace yourself. It's not work safe, btw. But I think that was a given considering the catch phrase "tentacle penis" ^_^ Hope it makes your day.