fic with vulcan retractable penis?

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hope that subject got your attention, haha.

there's a spock/chapel fic i can't seem to find. it wasn't very long at all - might have been set during the amok time episode? - and spock's genitalia were retractable. this was explained by the desert climate of vulcan or something like that. i feel like the fic was a companion to a k/s or mc/s piece, but i can't remember as much of that one. for some reason i thought it was archived by the foresmutters project but it's not; i want to say it's an early fanzine fic but it could be more recent, i guess. the "vulcan genitalia" page of fanlore has no hints, alas.

any help and guesses will be much appreciated!

Bottom!kirk Mckirk fic recs?

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OK, OK, I know, second post in one week... please forgive my thirsty for Jim/Bones pariring!!! And I wouldn't bother you guys if I'm not desperate!!!

Here's the thing, I tried to google my way into some good stuffs, I used bottom!kirk and Mckirk as my keywords, and what did google do!!!????? It feeds me with all these bottom!McCoy results and I was like asgha;;sldgs;klasdaWTF!!??

I checked bottom!kirk tag entries but most of them are k/s. And I came across with isolda_mondragon's delicous page with bottom!kirk and kirk/mccoy pairing, but there're like only 15 bookmarks, which only made me craving for more... _(:з」∠)_
So I sincerely hope that you guys can rec me with some McKirk fics, I only have one request:
Bottom!kirk （and no switches too, I can really only read bottom!kirk）

Please please pleasse please!!! Though the longer the better, the more the merrier, anything, anything is OK.