Five Times Fic of Hotness

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Let's see...title? Nope. Author? Nope. I suck. Don't even know if this IS the title, but it was basically The Five Times Leonard McCoy Caught Jim Kirk Whacking Off.

The first three times were awesome enough, the fourth time he catches him (or is it fifth, and there's a plus one?) Jim's using his fingers, and the last time, Jim's got a toy and he's chaning Bones Bones Bones and GAH, this should be rec'd.

If the title actually turns out to be literal, I'm gonna hit myself. Any help would be awesome, and I would totally send thoughts of fuzzy cute puppies.