FOUND:
so much clearer (with your toothbrush by the mirror) by justalittlebit on AO3
Okay, this is not a fic I'd expect myself to be asking for help finding, but I think I'm missing some crucial tag or trope of
something because I got nothing in my search for it.
Basically it was a Spock/Kirk meets Cheaper by the Dozen kid fic. They had a LOT of kids, I mean, a LOT. I think it was mostly one of those slice of life fics just focused on raising tons of kids. I remember that Kirk was older, and didn't want any more kids because he couldn't keep up. They had one daughter(?) that was a 'rebel' and they didn't know how to deal with.
The only other thing I can remember is that there was something about Kirk gardening and how that meant he was mad at Spock?
It was cracky, and hopefully someone else knows what it is.
Thanks.