Five Kirk/Bones AUs

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I'm looking for a Kirk/Bones fic that I'm pretty sure was originally posted to the kink meme. The five AUs include one where Jim keeps robbing Bones (the line "Your life or your money" is used an awful lot), one where Jim is an actor who wants to make a movie based on Bones' book and one where Jim and Bones are trees that have always stood next to one another.

I absolutely love the fic but I lost it when my computer got wiped. The same author also wrote a fic where Bones is a priest and Jim is a mobster.

Help is very much appreciated!