Bones and Jim get married

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I'm pretty sure this fic was Bones/Kirk but it could have been just cracky gen with some Bones/Kirk humor. Basically Bones and Kirk get married for some ridiculous reason that I don't remember, and the only line I remember goes something like this "It was like a bad soap opera (reality show?) one spouse of each gender" (Bones thoughts obviously) Does this ring any bells for anyone?