Searching for fic featuring storytelling Kirk with a side of Chekov/Sulu! Help!

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Does anyone know where I can find a fic I read a long while back. Maybe on the kink_meme, maybe on chekov_sulu, maybe elsewhere. I DO NOT KNOW! Where Kirk is telling Chekov the story about the drill and keeps dramatizing all his parts and Chekov is listening with rapt attention and nodding politely but really only interested in the Sulu bits. And Kirk is telling about how Sulu whipped out the BAMF space katana and how Sulu was super calm as they were plummeting toward Vulcan while Kirk was screaming into the communicator. And by the end Kirk figured out that Chekov had a huge crush on Sulu.

I can't remember and I've been searching everywhere with absolutely no luck. Someone please please please tell me where I can find this fic again and I shall love you forever. Thanks!