Gen Fic

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Hi...

I have spent the last day thinking about reading this fic but I simply cannot remember the title or the author... I have useless brains apparently...

Please help me find this fic... What I remember from it is this

1. the author claimed that this fic was written when the author was drunk
2. peanut butter noodles???
3. It's about an oblivious Kirk who thinks that Spock and Uhura are still together and was constantly pushing them to have shore leave together
4. Kirk has a one night stand with a stranger who turns out to be a Captain (Charlie???) of another ship.
5. Father of said Captain is a douche Admiral
6. Oh there is a whole blowout where Kirk's stepfather Frank kinda bash up 2 kids and there was a whole big trial on it...

OMG... Once I type it out it seems really vague... I hope someone knows which fic I am talking about..