Looking for three fics, one Spock/McCoy, two Kirk/McCoy

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I read three great fics that I no longer have a working link for. :C

The first was on the original kink meme. Spock tries to court McCoy, who is oblivious and confused by the behavior. He eventually goes to Kirk for advice on how to woo the doctor. I don't think the fic ever ended up in the del.icio.us bookmarks. It was very well written, and I think the person filled it anonymously.

The second fic was also on the original meme. It was Kirk/McCoy, but something I distinctly remember from the fic was that McCoy could only remember an ensign by the STD he treated him for, and called him 'Ensign Herpies' in his head.

The third one was written about a year ago. Kirk is determined to set McCoy up with someone. McCoy dodges women, aliens, and men Kirk sends his way. Kirk eventually comes to the conclusion that McCoy wants him and accosts him in the shower.

Also, this isn't really one particular fic, but I remember from the original kink meme that someone complained about the improper spelling of Chekov's name in fandom, and it spawned several small crackfics.

Any help would be very much appreciated. :)