Looking for K/S fic with Smart!Kirk

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Hello! Okay. So, I've been looking for this fic I've read a few months back and I still can't find it even after scouring my history. (I'm kinda afraid that I just imagined reading it.)

Anyway, it's K/S preslash, I think? I don't really remember much except that it featured Jim's intelligence and that there was a part wherein an ensign/lieutenant tried to woo Spock by singing and Jim was all teasing and said somewhere along the lines of: "if you wanted to seduce spock, you should've proved some math theory" or something. Pretty sure I read it in LJ, and the author's journal may or may not have a blue theme.

Does anyone have any idea as to what this fic is? 

K/S fic with Young!Spock

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Universe: Nu!Star Trek.
It wasn't a de-aged fic, but one that emphasized how young Spock is for a Vulcan. Spock's a virgin, attracted to Kirk, and the captain's made aware of the latter fact. He's into him too until he figures out (or Bones tells him) that Spock is basically at the jail-bait stage of development. Kirk's kind about it, but he turns Spock down.

Spock kind of throws a Vulcan bitch fit. The next time they're on shore leave, he goes to a bar and lets himself get picked up by a scuzzy telepath, who takes him back to his place. Scuzzy Telepath takes things too far too fast, we learn that this awesome author espouses the ever-popular idea of Vulcan back-nuts, he doesn't listen to Spock saying no, so Spock kicks him off and runs out of the place--I think he knocks over a china cabinet or something on the way out. He wanders around until a cop notices him, picks him up, gets him back to Kirk.

There's more of the story after that, but I don't remember--part of the reason I'm looking for this fic again.

Ah, another point about this version of Vulcan anatomy: glands on the neck, near the spine, that release a sort of natural drug when massaged. It only works on kids and young adults. Hope this rings some bells!