2 Fics

[petulant-quat.livejournal.com]

Hello!
There are two fics I'm having trouble tacking down;

First is a 5+1 fic; something about strange things no one knows about Jim Kirk...? One of them was that his secret shame is that he can't drive anything with a manual transmition, another, that his pelvis shows signs of child birth. I feel like if I keep hunting through my favs, I'll find it eventually. :/

The second, I can only remember one little bit; Bones is commenting on how testicle size reflects the likelihood of a species to be promiscuous; humans having "big ol' balls".

Happy Holidays!

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[janice-lester.livejournal.com]

#2 sounds like my Abnormal Growth (http://janice-lester.livejournal.com/66157.html). I mean, there can't be that many fics using that phrase, right? :-)

[petulant-quat.livejournal.com]

YES WITH THE GROWTH AND THE THING AND IT'S SUPPOSED TO FALL OFF AND !!!

Awesome. Thank you, thank you.