Data fics? General?

[kirakira-kirimi.livejournal.com]

Hello! I'm looking for a "general" Data fic with a specific premise! 

I was wondering if there are any fics out there of Data exploring his own body, possibly learning to masturbate for the first time, etc.? I'm sure someone must have come up with the idea before...

If not, I'll also be more than happy to have a cute non-shippy Data-centric fic of Data just being Data. 
 
Please and thank you!