Driving me crazy - Two missing fics

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I cannot remember the titles (or authors) of two stories, the plots of which simply won't leave me alone.  One of them is a story I sought out quite some time ago, got the title, and have since lost the link so here I am, try, trying again.

First story:  Kirk and some of the crew are trapped on a planet and Kirk has to fight - gladiator style - to save them all.

Second story:  Kirk's got a thing for Uhura but she's going through a brutal breakup with Spock, has revenge sex with Kirk (I think) but eventually they end up together - after an accident in which Spock is injured she realizes her true feelings lie with Kirk (and they have a tender, funny moment where he tells her that there's a whole world with just the two of them, something like "Sheetalus" and there are only a few words in the language of that world.

Anyone?   I'd sure appreciate it so I could stop trying to remember!  Thanks much.

emn

Humor fic

[ladyphoenixfyre.livejournal.com]

My first ever post to this comm.

I read a fic sometime early December 2011 that had me in stitches and now I can't find it again. I'm pretty sure it was in the ksarchives and I could've sworn I marked it as a favorite story but since I haven't been able to find it on said list, I'm obviously wrong.

I'm not sure if it's a drabble standalone or part of a series of connected chapetered oneshots. The part I most remember is a scene where Kirk is in Bones' office and he, Bones and M'Benga are talking about something when Winona comms Jim and says something about him that utterly horrifies Jim ("Are you even listening to what you're saying?!"), and makes M'Benga fall out of his chair laughing.

Does this look familiar to anyone?

TOS with an evil mermaid?

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Anyone know this one? TOS McCoy, Spock and Kirk go on shoreleave to a planet with a civilisation that worships the sea. Whil there McCoy tries to heal a woman who's fainted, only to find none of the locals will help him with this other, local woman. Later he finds out she's done something to him and now HE'S drawn to the sea inexplicably and finds himself suddenly able to breathe underwater and haunted by this evil hurt local woman/mermaid beastie thing.

Anyone know where I can find this story again? I stupidly forgot to bookmark it and can't remember how I got to it :(

Thanks for any help anyone can give me.

Freakizimi

3 universes

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If you can find this story, props to you.

There are three universes. One is the reboot univesre, one is the reboot mirrror!verse, and the last is where I think vulcans are the bad guys. In the mirror!verse, Jim has a scar because of Kodos. An event is happenning that causes them to all cross into one.

P.S. it is Jim/Spock.