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pinme13.livejournal.com

I am looking for a AOS Bones/Kirk fic and it was hilariously funny. I don't remember the author or the title.
I know I read this on livejournal but Jim & Bones were in a relationship, there was glitter involved the story somehow, Jim was a giant 14 yr old girl. He gets kidnapped and help by some princess or queen or something and when Bones finds him he asks "Why is your life PORN Jim?!" Porn was all caps.
In the end, Jim send the kidnapper a gift basket because she got bones to admit he loves Jim.
I hope somebody remembers this story. It was so funny and I would love to read it again.

Thanks for the help,
Pinme

seasons-gone.livejournal.com

FOUND: so much clearer (with your toothbrush by the mirror) by justalittlebit on AO3

Okay, this is not a fic I'd expect myself to be asking for help finding, but I think I'm missing some crucial tag or trope of something because I got nothing in my search for it.

Basically it was a Spock/Kirk meets Cheaper by the Dozen kid fic. They had a LOT of kids, I mean, a LOT. I think it was mostly one of those slice of life fics just focused on raising tons of kids. I remember that Kirk was older, and didn't want any more kids because he couldn't keep up. They had one daughter(?) that was a 'rebel' and they didn't know how to deal with.

The only other thing I can remember is that there was something about Kirk gardening and how that meant he was mad at Spock?

It was cracky, and hopefully someone else knows what it is.

Thanks.

ilikecheekbones.livejournal.com

This is driving me nuts! I read a funny, well-written Kirk/Spock fic that starts with Kirk going kind of unconscious and delirious and Spock has to keep him awake by talking, and in the course it this Kirk finds out that Spock is gay or bi, and at one point says something like "I am not moving unless you tell me how many dicks you have sucked" and then Spock admits he is a virgin. He then comes to Kirk as a logical partner for non-emotional/exclusive sexual experimentation. Kirk is nervous about deflowering Spock, when, as he says, Spcks is at the stage of his development when he should be doing the Vulcan equivalent of holding hands and being dropped off by his mom at the movies, but they get it on. Then Kirk gets worried that things are going to get messy and tries to break it off, at which point Spock admits he is in love but says that he would continue to have non-exclusive sex with Kirk and that he never promised him anything, and Kirk says that he should be very jealous of any other hypothical lovers and shouldn't let anybody use Spock that way, so they stay together. Kirk then says that Spock probably thinks that they are going to live happily ever after and he loves him too much to tell him it probably won't work out that way. Thoughts? That is usually enough for me to re-find fics, but I have been looking for a week with no luck!

stepstostars.livejournal.com

If I remember correctly, I think it was an old kink meme fic from around when ST XI first came out. The whole crew's deaged to just around pre-adolescence (~ten years, I think?) and Kirk writing a list of things into his captain's log (I think of things he can't do? Or a list of why he's awesome, something of that sort.) It's pretty cracky with some thrown-in Kirk/McCoy and Sulu/Chekov.

I remember there was this whole part about how Sulu had stacked books about corn and fencing underneath his chair so he could reach the helm, and Kirk asked to read one of the books sometime (the corn one) and Sulu mistakenly thinks he means the fencing one.

I recently lost all my ST bookmarks, and I really just want to figure out what the name is. Thanks!

alex455.livejournal.com

Hello everyone! Firstly English is not my native language so for any mistakes I apologize.
Now, some time ago I'd read a story called The Castaways by Cheree Cargill. (Vengeance can have long reaching effects, as Spock and Christine learn. Kidnapped and left to die on a remote, uninhabited planet, they have no choice but to go on living and learn to survive on a primitive world resembling Earth's Pleistocene Era.)
And I loved it so much that I hoped to find something similar but not necessarily Spock/Chapel pairing. I'd no luck. Does anyone of you know or had read this kind of story before and could point me in the right direction?

Also I'm looking for any fic with Spock (no matter what pairing for Spock), Amanda and Sarek in it plus the rest of the crew from the Enterprise, where Spock is doing one or few of these things:
-defying his father in bonding to someone (not necessarily T'Pring)
-attending VSA and/or Starfleet,
-has to fend for himself while attending Starfleet Academy while Sarek is trying to do anything to make things harder/worse for Spock,
-runs away from home or is a fugitive

I'll be very grateful for any help...

emnorth.livejournal.com

I'm afraid I don't remember a ton of specifics--it's been ages since I read the fic--but I think it was gen. Kirk somehow manages to piss off a priestess or witch, who puts a spell on him that gets rid of various "bad" qualities of his, like his sex drive, etc. At first the Enterprise crew is thrilled because Kirk's suddenly polite, helpful, focused on his work--all the things they always say they want him to be. But then it starts getting aggravating...like when a Kirk who is no longer distracted by horndog thoughts turns out to be better at their jobs than most of them. And when a crisis hits, it turns out that his supposedly bad qualities are what make him such a good problem solver and multitasker and that without them, he's useless in make-or-break situations, so they have to find a way to break the curse.

Please, someone say they remember this? I'm going crazy trying to find it! Thanks!!

fun-mockingbird.livejournal.com

Hi, I am looking for a fic I read a while back. It was one where Kirk finds out that his crew members are actually characters previously portrayed by the actors, Spock as Sylar, Uhura as her avatar character who reverse engineered herself into a human body, Scotty as a zombie, Bones as Cupid etc. Their abilities help save the day from time to time. I remember a particularly funny line where Spock finds out Chekov can time travel and goes off to meditate to avoid eating his brain. i have been going crazy trying to find it.

glorious-spoon.livejournal.com

Looking for a fic I read a few months ago, in which aliens make Kirk and McCoy get married. IIRC, they refuse to negotiate with Kirk because he's unmarried, and he pretends to be engaged to McCoy. Public consummation ensues.

McCoy has a line that goes something like "...and now I get to consummate my sudden marriage in public on a straw mat with a teenager in attendance." (that stuck out for me :P)

I don't remember where I read it, but it was a fairly short one-shot. Eternal gratitude to anyone who can find it for me.

cynical-smutt.livejournal.com

Two stories:

1. Kirk wants to start a band (bones, Chekhov and uhura?) and Spock who lives next door just wants them to stop the noise. He becomes friends with kirk and joins the band eventually. I think the band was called 'captain kirk and his crew"

2. Spock is new to kirks school, they have a instant connection but Spock is a virgin and shy. When they do get together some how the whole school finds out, Spock believes it was jim bragging to his friends that he slept with a Vulcan but he is innocent and loves Spock.

Any help would be brilliant

celestial-spy.livejournal.com

Hey there guys! I'm really hoping you can help me find this one fic. It takes place right after the enterprise escapes from the black hole created when the red matter ignites on the Romulan ship. The ship is struggling along when suddenly Kirks Mother shows up with her ship to help them. I remember such features as her complaining when he's not wearing shoes/socks and something close to "excuse me Mister outranks Mommy". It was so funny I almost peed myself. Also I believe Winona was an engineer and she hijacked her ship to come and help them.

Anyone know of this one? Thanks!

Edit: Found by the awesome

lah_mrh! It's The apple never falls far from the tree! I hope you enjoy it as much as I'm going to! Thanks again!

yeoman-zahra.livejournal.com

Humour, reboot verse fic.
Kirk and Spock have been seeing each other for a while but they haven't gotten sexual yet. Before anything happens between the two , Kirk winds up seeing Spock naked by accident, and he's pretty intimidated by Spock's size, convinced they'll never be able to have sex if he's that big. Kirk turns to various sized toys in order to prep for when he and Spock finally get physical...only he starts to enjoy the toys a little too much.
Anybody know where to track this fic down? I've had no luck searching.

flagrantialuna.livejournal.com

I don't remember a lot about the fic mostly because it has been years since I read it. I'm pretty sure it was K/S (it might have been gen?), and they were staying in a hotel (I think a few floors apart?) and shenanigans happened and one of them ended up running around less than fully clothed. I remember it being so hilarious, I kept bothering my roommates by laughing.

... tbh I can't even remember if I'm searching the right fandom because I've been through a few of them in the past five years, but I'm crossing my fingers that this sounds familiar to someone because it's seriously driving me crazy.

nevar2547.livejournal.com

Hello, everyone!

I'm looking for a specific story where Kirk and Bones are together and Kirk gets doused with radiation or a curse or something that makes it impossible for him to think anything without speaking it. He says every single thing he thinks about--which causes some problems when he and Mccoy are having sex because he was thinking about temperatures or something. Jim is like this for quite a while, leading up to him just mouthing the words to his thoughts and not actually speaking them. It annoys everyone that he can't stop and i remember there being a little bit of tension between them all.

Eventually Bones and he sort it out by 'rebooting' his brain (ie, literal mind blowing orgasm to reset it) and he ends up fine.

thanks ahead of time :3

orso-leone.livejournal.com

Hi all,
I can't find this fic that I've read once - it's about Kirk and is built like "5+1" kind I think, where the theme is Kirk faking orgasms. The one scene I distinctly remember is Kirk receiving some chewing up from Admiral on the bridge and then he starts moaning obscenely and explains that if he is to be fucked over, he wants at least to enjoy it. The universe is reboot.
Does this ring any bells? Help me find it, pretty please!
Thank you!

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sparkysparky.livejournal.com

Hello Star Trek fandom! It's been awhile! Therefore, I am looking for some stuff to get me back into Jim/Bones fanfic. Specifically, there is this one Tarsus fic I cannot find for the life of me and all I remember of it is Jim taking language lessons. Which, I realize, may describe MANY Tarsus fics...so send me all of them. :-D

Alternatively, any long, angsty (with happy endings) Jim&Bones centric (romantic or platonic) fics are welcome. I uh...went a little cray with the tags...but I figured instead of listing everything I like here I could just do it there. :)

ktrisha.livejournal.com

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supernumerarysm.livejournal.com

I'm looking for this longish one shot in which the crew (or maybe just the command crew) land for shore leave and disembark, only to find themselves in a very muddy field. Kirk immediately gets a look in his eye and turns toward Spock, and they end up getting in a mudfight. More incredibly cute and hilarious than sexy. It's really sweet, and I can't find it for the life of me!!

belovedbywar.livejournal.com

Hi there!

I hope you can help me out.

I am searching for fanfics about the very early stages in the McCoy - Spock acquaintance, or stories that start there.
(TOS and Reboot, all is good! Any rating + gen, pre-slash, slash - just everything that comes to mind!)

Such as:

- First time meetings > e.g. McCoy or Spock arriving on the Enterprise and their first encounter, first impression, how the relationship developes from there. Or Kirk introducing the two of them to each other...
- First arguments, change from real arguments to banter
- Friendship developement (and maybe more -> admiration, affection, love)
- First realisation that one of them likes the other -> for example, one of them gets hurt and the other is protective/concerned

I hope you can rec me some stories. I'd be really grateful!

ladyphoenixfyre.livejournal.com

My first ever post to this comm.

I read a fic sometime early December 2011 that had me in stitches and now I can't find it again. I'm pretty sure it was in the ksarchives and I could've sworn I marked it as a favorite story but since I haven't been able to find it on said list, I'm obviously wrong.

I'm not sure if it's a drabble standalone or part of a series of connected chapetered oneshots. The part I most remember is a scene where Kirk is in Bones' office and he, Bones and M'Benga are talking about something when Winona comms Jim and says something about him that utterly horrifies Jim ("Are you even listening to what you're saying?!"), and makes M'Benga fall out of his chair laughing.

Does this look familiar to anyone?

calimora.livejournal.com

Looking for a specific one shot. It's short and here's what I recall:

1. Jim realizes that his job is not to protect the crew, but to propect the universe from his crew. (They signed up with the promise of space pirates and aren't getting any.)

2. Jim drinks after bad shifts (every day).

3. Sulu and Chekov do thier part for intra-fleet relations by posting a rap song (F*ck Nelson!)

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Entries tagged with theme:humour

Looking for a Funny Kirk/Bones fic

Spock/Kirk cheaper by the dozen?

Funny Kirk/Spock, "I have not sucked any dicks" (Virgin!Spock) sexual experimentation to true love

Kirk makes a list (possibly similar to Skippy's List?), deaged crew

I'm looking for two kinds of fics, something like the Castaways by Cheree Cargill and one other...

Kirk...gen? I think?

Trying to find an old specific fill

Kirk/McCoy, aliens make them get married

Teenage Spock/kirk

A fic with Winona Kirk

K/S First Time Humour Fic:

K/S Humor, extremely vague description

Kirk having a speaking/mind filter problem

Kirk faking orgasms (5+1)?

Kirk/McCoy Recs

Alternate Universe: K/S

Adorable Spock/Kirk fic

search fic: Spock/McCoy first meeting/early stages

Humor fic

OMG! Gen! (Crack!Gen, but still Gen)