OMG! Gen! (Crack!Gen, but still Gen)

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Looking for a specific one shot. It's short and here's what I recall:

1. Jim realizes that his job is not to protect the crew, but to propect the universe from his crew. (They signed up with the promise of space pirates and aren't getting any.)

2. Jim drinks after bad shifts (every day).

3. Sulu and Chekov do thier part for intra-fleet relations by posting a rap song (F*ck Nelson!)